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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who is racist against Asians? Riceist."
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"My girlfriend is ridiculously good at deepthroating... It's actually not that great because she only gets to do it when she cheats on me with black guys."
"Chicago is definitely the windy city. A man in a fur suit and fur hat just asked me if I've been blown today."
"Does anyone know watt is the unit for power?"
"Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)"
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?)."
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND EYEEEEE.........."
"We finally have definitive proof that Osama bin Laden is dead. He just registered to vote in Chicago."
"In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then neither God nor Man has rested."
"""What an awesome body-"" Oh... thanks. I work out- ""- of research."" - formulas. I work out formulas. *sips tea* I do a lot of math."