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Joke of the Day

"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND EYEEEEE.........."

"Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !"

"I've been teaching myself giutar I still get the U and I mixed up sometimes but I'm getting pretty good.."

"Do penises and testicles have much in common? Not really. There's a vas deferens between the two."

"An original joke. Sorry, wrong subreddit."

"Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections? She had an outstanding balance."

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a chair, then a table."

"What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !"

"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the party? ""Namaste"""

"I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work."