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Joke of the Day
"How do you make the king leer? Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)"
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"Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle? Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol"
"Why was the mentally challenged midget crying? He was a little down."
"Men You know how they say ""why buy the cow if you get the milk for free?"" Well I say, ""why buy the whole pig for a little sausage..."""
"Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? Because the sign says No Tres passing"
"My girlfriend told me she enjoys sex more while on holiday. I tell you that was an awkward postcard to receive"
"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"
"Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian Well, nobody's laughing now"
"Which trees have the most friends? The poplar ones."
"I'm so tired, I just typed a tweet into my GPS. It responded with directions to my day job."