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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Gag*"

"I don't always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?"

"Britain's got pretty racist since the referendum; I was behind a Latvian couple in Tesco yesterday and the lady behind the checkout asked if they wanted any help packing..."

"Jesus take the wheel...let the clutch out easy [car dies] Wow, water to wine but no manual transmission Jesus: Don't test my mercy"

"Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments? ."

"My friend was in a terrible accident, and now has to breathe through a straw ...you could say he sucks at life."

"Floyd was supposed to hug his wife and fight his opponent he got them mixed up."

"You can tell a lot about a person by what they're willing to do during conjugal visits."

"What do you call a black man in a stunt plane? The brown streak."

"Horrible joke I made up as a kid Why are frogs on the endangered species list? Because they croak a lot!"