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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Gag*"
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"""How much for this remote controlled alien?"" ""Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."""
"I was going to yell ""Surprise!"" but missed the opportunity, now I'm stuck standing behind a curtain wondering when this becomes stalking."
"Best Buy's Martin Luther King Day sale leaked 50% off all black speakers"
"my penis so big.... it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"
"What did a homosexual reindeer say to Santa Claus? Sleigh, daddy."
"Your secrets safe with me.. I stopped listening to you 30 minutes ago..."
"We're sorry, the number you have dialed... 911 has been changed to a non-published number. Please make a note of it."
"Q: What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger? A: Darn!"
"What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? Q: What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? A: ""Is ANYTHING all right?"""