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Joke of the Day

"Horrible joke I made up as a kid Why are frogs on the endangered species list? Because they croak a lot!"

"Two nuns walk into a bar... The third one ducks."

"Badly built roofs... Are exactly why I have truss issues"

"*toddler screaming in car seat* Husband: Sounds like someone needs a nap when we get home. Me: I know. Totally. Wake me up around 4?"

"Little brother told me this joke, genius. ""Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"" -why ""Because it kept saying ""bok bok bok"""

"What do a virgin and a used Prius owner have in common? Neither of them have had sex"

"Dis earing letters? There's an 'app' for that."

"Yo' mama is so stupid... (OC) She thinks Salmonella is a Disney fish princess."

"This world is full of folks who refuse to use condoms, but won't do nothin' without a case protectin' their cell phone. Merica."

"my gang colors are taupe and beige"