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Joke of the Day
"You can tell a lot about a person by what they're willing to do during conjugal visits."
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"I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal."
"Mouldy sausage? What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger."
"My humor is kind of like food... Not everyone gets it."
"Gonna start rapping about women's rights... Call me Feminem."
"Apparently Donald Trump's favourite film is E.T... Because it's about an illegal alien that goes home."
"Two days is not enough time for a weekend."
"What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!"
"What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot."
"There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians. We will see if these accusation stories have any legs."