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Joke of the Day
"Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments? ."
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"I broke up with my girlfriend, who is an Optometrist She meant well, but she was just too annoying in bed. She was always saying, ""So, do you like it better like this.... or like this?"""
"I quit smoking cold turkey 1 year ago but sometimes I still get the urge to go into fridge and light up a slice"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face."
"How to get a cop's attention"
"My uncle was a weird man...Artificial Legs.... Real feet"
"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."
"Houses If the Red House is red and the Blue House is Blue, what color is the Green House? ... Brown. I accidentally broke the sprinkler system."
"Hey! Welcome to Urban Outfitters. Are you a baby-sized woman or a woman-sized man?"
"Read aloud I have a soft spot for damsels in disdress. What dress? Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*"