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Joke of the Day

"Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments? ."

"I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn't even know I was competing."

"What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDS"

"What colour is eight? Purple (According to my 3 year old son)"

"My new girlfriend asked me how many girls I've slept with. ""Eleven,"" I replied. ""Wow! You must be a player,"" she laughed. ""No,"" I said, ""I'm their coach."""

"What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds? NAMburgers"

"Tim Cook just came out as gay... I wont be surprised if the Samsung CEO suddenly becomes gay too."

"Why are no murders solved in West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth."

"Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet? Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more"

"Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep? With the fishes."