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Joke of the Day
"I don't always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?"
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"Him: God you smell good, what is that? Me: chicken nuggets"
"Yes I will purchase the anti-ageing cream that costs 100's of dollars because the results on those 20 year old models is just miraculous."
"Every 3 seconds, a girl with a pink cell phone case uses the wrong ""your."""
"Have you guys ever tried Somali food ? Neither have they"
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Cause I put on the wrong sock this morning"
"What's big, green and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table"
"What are the two biggest lies when working for a large corporation? ""Hello. I'm from the head office and I'm here to help you"" ""Welcome. We're glad to have you"""
"Ambidextrous baseball players... Swing both ways"
"If Donald Trump was elected president... Instead of saying ""You're fired."" He'd say ""You're deported."""