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Joke of the Day

"If a pika sneezes... Is it called a Pikachu?"

"What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely."

"What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible."

"Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks."

"Why did the mushroom get invited to a party? because he was a fungi"

"Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this."

"What's the best reason to date a pornstar? You never have to meet her father."

"Judge: order in the court, ORDER IN THE COURT Me on the witness stand:*lips pressed against the mic* 2 hot dogs and a milkshake, your honor"

"Jurassic Park- making you afraid of vibrating water since '93."

"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep Pan, crisp and even!!"