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Joke of the Day
"If a pika sneezes... Is it called a Pikachu?"
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"Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears? The cue tip."
"I was bitten by a mosquito today. It sucked."
"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet!"
"Someone told me today that I'm pretentious... Moi!?!?"
"Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician"
"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."
"Dear insane self-destructive people, thanks for music and art."
"I wish someone knew exactly when the world is going to end so I can stop feeling guilty about all the littering I've been doing."
"Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they're and there."