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Joke of the Day

"Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears? The cue tip."

"I went to my local supermarket and they offered me a 'bag for life'. I said, ""No thanks, I'm already married."""

"Did it hurt when you were circumcised? I don't remember the pain but I couldn't manage to walk for a year after."

"Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby? He was accused of wreckless driving."

"Everyone ready for the election? I'm still looking for the right bridge, any suggestions?"

"What's the difference between a knife and a feminist? A knife has a point."

"Mrs. Claus must be pretty dissatisfied. After all, he only comes once a year."

"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs."

"I don't trust left handed people. there is something not right about them."

"About 2/3 of the Atheists I know were raised catholic, and I can't help but wonder... Was the sex really that bad?"