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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a banker's disgusting fetish? His gross interest."

"Friend: Don't come on too strong is my dating tip. [At the restaurant] Her: Can you pass the salt, please? Me: Sorry, it's too heavy."

"If at first you don't succeed, it's called 'Attempted' Murder."

"Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today. I didn't do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me."

"If I had a cool name like AL Gore, I would make horror films."

"I used to have a car that was made out of wood... The only problem was it woodn't go!"

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees."

"My sister didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti....... ... you should have seen her face when i drove pasta"

"Why doesn't Superman need a boss? (OC) He already has supervision."

"I almost lost my hearing in an accident... It was a near-deaf experience."