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Joke of the Day

"Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today. I didn't do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me."

"Which President had the shortest term? Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President."

"Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense... You could say it was a vague rant."

"I broke up with my girlfriend today Now I need to buy that movie again!"

"I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay."

"The other day I started making a belt by joining all my old watches together... ...but then I realised it would be a waist of time."

"I want to see an episode of Intervention where the person is addicted to Nutella."

"Regretting that I didn't install a GPS locator on the baby, because man this Hooters is a big place."

"JOKE! :D What is a Nigger in a Cockpit? .... ... .... .... .... A Pilote ! What are you thinging about! tststststststs Rassist !"

"I remember your face, and I even remember what we talked about, but what the hell was your name again?!"