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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Superman need a boss? (OC) He already has supervision."
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"I like my science like I like my penises: hard."
"Donald Trump walks into a bar and lowers it"
"[batteries in my TV remote die for the first time since I bought it 4 years ago] ""Useless piece of shit."""
"How do you get your dog to come? Fuck it."
"Before calling me, ask yourself, ""Is this textable?"""
"I love dead baby jokes They never get old"
"Just seen a Disney trailer. I've just seen a Disney trailer It said, ""A new movie from the people that brought you Up."" Flipping Heck! I never knew Mum and Dad made films."
"What is everyone using to scrape ice off their windscreen? This morning I used a discount card from my wallet, but it was no good. I only got 20% off.....!!"
"Happy Passive Aggressive day! Don't worry, I didn't want you to get me anything anyway. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it."