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Joke of the Day

"Would you like to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit!"

"I think I may be emotionally constipated...I haven't given a crap in days."

"Has there been a day when reddit hasn't been down cause of server problems? Yes. When the SOPA/PIPA protest happened."

"How many times do I have to say ""excuse me"" before ""get the f*ck out of my way"" becomes acceptable?"

"First hockey game at the leper colony There was a face off and a hand-pass"

"What's the difference between KFC and China? At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs."

"If you had a terrible childhood, you'll be super-bummed out by Bank of America's options for security questions."

"I think my car must be Jewish It always needs to be gassed."

"What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results? A weapons designer for the First Order."

"What do they say for jokes about German sausages? They are the wurst."