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Joke of the Day

"Will is weary of fame Will runs away to the woods Will dons a loincloth Will eats bugs & berries Will befriends a bear Will Ferrell"

"Sorry I booped your nose during your meltdown .."

"America is finally getting around to banning some dangerous weapons after the latest mass shooting Its a shame nobody was killed by a flag"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I've no idea how they got in there!"

"Did you see the fantastic four? Human torch played by uncle ruckus."

"""Hey Hillary what color do you think this dre-- never mind"" - Bill Clinton scrolling through Twitter last night"

"What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East? An Iran-asaurus!"

"Are you gonna tattle to HR every time I threaten to burn your baby? Grow up!"

"""Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!"" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage."

"Me, hold a grudge? Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens."