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Joke of the Day
"What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? The KFC Drive-thru line."
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"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this to be in base 3."
"Jesus, take the wheel Carlos, take the stereo"
"Why did the genie turn the man into a toad? He rubbed him the wrong way."
"If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney."
"A Trump supporter asked an opponent what the candidate should do for the American taxpayer. The opponent laughed and said, ""How about becoming one himself?"""
"What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth? A Concussion."
"""Kids, grandma just had hip surgery so I need to warn you, she's not herself."" *grandma struts in wearing skinny jeans and smoking an E-cig*"
"Why would Hitler have been good at call if duty? His real life kill death ratio was 7mil/1"
"????LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR ????LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR ????LET THE BODIES HIT THE- ""Carl, you're fired. You're a horrible mortician."""