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Joke of the Day
"What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? The KFC Drive-thru line."
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"A handicapped guy walks into a bar................just kidding."
"two fish are in a.... Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'"
"I was playing the valve trombone today. I tried to put a mute in, but it charged me."
"Why are pizza makers always poor? Because they knead dough to make a living."
"Did you here the one about the midget that finally admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."
"I pushed the happy button... ...I just made it depressed."
"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich? There goes my gyro"