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Joke of the Day

"I was playing the valve trombone today. I tried to put a mute in, but it charged me."

"What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet? Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much"

"What do you call a crocodile in a band? A crocstar"

"I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like."

"What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mother!"

"I wish people's voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument."

"Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom? Because it's a toad's tool."

"When holding my baby neice My Uncle gave me the advice of ""Careful not to drop her, we dont want her to end up like you."""

"So it turns out that fat bearded man whose lap I was sitting on at the mall wasn't Santa. LOL drugs."

"Did you know frogs can jump higher than houses? This is for two reasons: 1. Frogs have extremely strong hind legs. 2. Houses can't jump."