203674

Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who worships balls? Sack-religious."

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokin-off!"

"I robbed a cookery shop last night... to make it big you've got to take some whisks."

"COP: You're under arrest for owning a non-domesticated animal. ME:(looks at otter)You mean Dave? COP:...and for this weed ME: That's Dave's"

"*im watching a babe on a trampoline when her boob pops out* ""whoah"" *her other boob pops out* ""WHOAH"" *a third boobs pops out* ""WHOOOAAHHHH"""

"Why can't ears have sex? They could get hearing AIDS!"

"Did you hear about the locomotive that always did what it was told? It was really well trained."

"Threesome So, I finally talked my wife into having a threesome... So she said the only condition is that she pick the other girl... So I told her no... I will pick both of them.."

"Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face"

"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? ...because it was a pdf file."