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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off."
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"I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette. No strings attached"
"You can tell Monopoly is an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail."
"love i have been in love with the same woman for 17 years now....if my wife ever finds that out she will kill me!"
"How do you Think the Unthinkable? With an Itheburg."
"I'm sure I have annoying habits as well but lately my wife is doing this thing where she ages."
"What is a pirates favorite letter? Most say the letter 'R' But a pirates first love is the mighty 'C' By the mighty 'C' I mean the clitoris YARRRRHHHHHhhh....."
"Please don't joke about 9/11, my uncle was on one of the planes. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
"Live today like it's your last. Pay your bills and wear a condom just in case it isn't."
"What drug is most destructive with phones? Crack."