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Joke of the Day

"Hospital... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ""No change yet."""

"Lesbian Joke Why can't lesbians wear make-up and go on a diet at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig when Mary Kay is already on her face."

"Why don't witches wear a flat cap? There's no point to it"

"My wife wants me to be her sexual advisor She said:""if I want your fucking opinion I'll ask for it"""

"Why did the prostitute join the Mormon church? She wanted a high paying missionary position."

"There should be a 5 second rule when girls start to cry where they can take it back. Win-win."

"What's the soft stuff between sharks' teeth? Slow swimmers"

"If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character... ...is it crunchy or Chewie?"

"I got a new pair of gloves today but they're both 'lefts' Which, on the one hand, is great"

"What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation? HAmAr + SiCl"