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Joke of the Day
"""Let there be one more blade!""-Gillette marketing concepts."
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"How is being a pimp like being a farmer? You get some hoes and they get dough for you."
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"What did Obama say to his depressed painter? It's going to be all white."
"What is DNA short for? National Dyslexics Association"
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"I'd tell you a joke about a ghost boomerang.. But I don't want it to come back to haunt me."
"I saw a BMW driver using their turning signal! But then I woke up from my dream."
"Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk."