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Joke of the Day
"A few weeks ago my dad decided he was going to order pizza from his iPad. He's almost finished."
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"How do you tell the difference between an adult film star and a psychiatrist? Ask them to pronounce the word analyzed."
"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."
"An audiobook that is 8 hours of breathing and page turning with a surprised ""Oh, out loud?"" right at the end."
"Something happened to me yesterday that will never ever happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday."
"[OC] My therapist asked me what was my earliest erotic remembrance and I told him it was wearing my mother's lingerie when I was a child. he said it was probably a Freudian slip."
"I was writing a paper on my grandfather... But had to stop because he was moving so much."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole week, the other makes your hole weak."
"Political analyst said the way to defeat ISIS is to cripple them financially so maybe we can sneak into Syria and build them a Whole Foods."
"As a guy, wearing Crocs is a lot like getting a blowjob from another man... It feels great until you look down and realize you're a homo."