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"dude are you biting your nails i thought you were vegan"
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"A dung beetle walks into a bar. He says, ""Is this stool taken?"""
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"I used to work in a helium factory... But I left, because I didn't like the way they spoke to me... [Read the second part with a helium voice.]"
"Burning love What kind of erection does a burn victim get? Firewood."