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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I heard there was a robbery at a bakery, I've heard of stupid crimes... But this one really takes the cake."

"Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's good! But when it's bad.. It's still kinda good."

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he kneaded a poo."

"There is absolutely nothing funnier than yelling ""HE'S STEALING MY BABY!"" at a dad having a hard time with his kid in public."

"What do you call Hitler underwater? Adolfin."

"Irony Is getting pregnant on a pull out couch"

"How do lesbian couples celebrate their anniversary? By eating out."

"To anyone commenting you don't have any chest hair Tell them it does not grow on steel"

"That's a nice sham you've got there... It'd be a shame if somebody added an e"

"A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point."