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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he kneaded a poo."
Next Joke
"KID: are you sure this will work? ME: *holding a fishing rod with a peppermint attached* do you want a new grandpa or not?"
"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."
"Want to hear a dirty joke?[NSFW] How do you catch a girl...IN A BOOBIE TRAP!!!!!!"
"Thank goodness for wide, paved road shoulders that important people like me are entitled to use during traffic jams."
"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... ...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."
"I woke up this morning frightened because my penis had turned completely ORANGE! But then I calmed down when I remembered I was eating Cheetos in bed last night."
"Glow in the dark condoms. Now you see it, now you don't! Now you see it, now you don't! Now you see it, now you don't! ..."
"It's ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can't see how stupid they look."
"Calm down R&B singers nearing the end of your songs"