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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he kneaded a poo."
Next Joke
"My doctor told me I need more potassium in my diet And I said K."
"Everyone has been in the Navy at least once. We all started out as a seaman"
"Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling."
"Sitting with Grandma at the hospital. She noticed me checking my watch and said, ""Go on Dummy. I know brunch is almost over at the tit bar."""
"I hate roller coasters. They always have so much potential, then they go downhill."
"Me: *slides note to bank teller* Bank Teller: So....you're not robbing us, you just want to take a selfie with ""mad cash"" on your face?"
"What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair."
"I'm sick of all these holocaust jokes. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. Dumb bastard fell off the guard tower."
"Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range"