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Joke of the Day
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink!"
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"Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones? I think it's because usually the punchline is too long"
"What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome? Ultra Downy"
"When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar"
"What website do southerns use to research their family tree? Incestry.com"
"One drink, I feel glamorous Two, I get amorous Three, a bit stammerous Anymore than four, I'm on the floor, all drooly and hammerous"
"People ask me what's my favorite vegetable. Apparently Stephen Hawking is a bad answer."
"What's the difference between Indians and Pakistanis? When a Pakistani has a red dot on his forehead it means he has about two seconds to live."
"A girl told me her exact age."
"How do you make a woman scream? You fuck her in the ass. How do you make her scream again? You wipe your dick off with the drapes."