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Joke of the Day

"The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps. I guess he's in haute water now!"

"There is a U.N group set up to help those who're bisexual... B-I-N.G.O!"

"A girl I know got collagen injections in her butt. Now she looks like a smuggler's desk. She's got a false bottom in her drawers. Just thought of that one today."

"The HR takes the top 20 application folders from the pile and throw it in the trash. Those people have bad luck. We don't want people with bad luck."

"How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town? A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado."

"Chuck Norris once broke wind so hard... it couldn't be fixed."

"Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects."

"Did you hear about the new PBR-flavored bagel spread ""Pabst schmear"""

"[airport security] *BEEP* Ma'am, step through again *BEEP* Nice try pal, I'm not removing my Slayer shirt Ma'am, please it's too much metal"

"Frank has no arms. **Knock knock who's there?** Not Frank."