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Joke of the Day

"Boy calls911 Boy calls 911. Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"I from korea Hi"

"My wife and I are doing role reversal to spice up our sex life... She's going to be the aggressor, and I'm going to lay there like a corpse."

"The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand."

"My sister had a threesome with two huge pornstars. Now she's not sure if she had a good time or not. Truth is, she's a little torn."

"My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier."

"I always clench up before I drive into a tunnel because I'm afraid Wile E. Coyote might have just drawn it on there."

"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""They wouldn't renew Sex and the City for another season."""

"What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens? The Bawking Dead"

"What did Caesar say when was in agreement? I came. I saw. I concurred."