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Joke of the Day

"The worst thing about kissing the person who loves you the most is when you bang your teeth off the mirror"

"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure salad"

"Did you hear about the German Jockey? He came in pferd"

"My dog LOVES dark chocolate... He doesn't care about antioxidants, it's all about great taste for him"

"I once knew a women who started walking five miles a day when she turned 60... . Well, she's 99 now and we have no idea where she is."

"Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)"

"woke up to a tap on the door this morning had to call the plumber in to remove it"

"What does December have that other months dont have? The letter D."

"Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear."

"What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"