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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the results of the swimming competition at Lake Gennesaret? Jesus won in a walkover."

"MOM: What did you learn at summer camp? KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator? For what? KID: To charge our iPods"

"What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate? You make me hard"

"If everyone had a gun, we wouldn't have to worry about gun violence. This is why war zones are noted for their safety."

"My Dad had the eye of the tiger ...and a life time ban from the national zoo"

"EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"

"I still whisper ""We're in"" to myself whenever I log onto a wifi network."

"Let's Play Horse I'll be the front end and you be yourself."

"Don't tell me I can hear the ocean if I put a shell up to my ear. If he has something to say to me SAY IT TO MY FACE U PIECE OF SHIT WATER"

"I just finished reading Old Man by the Sea I really don't understand what all the fuss is about."