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Joke of the Day
"A chain lock on a door is just there to annoy the person who is breaking in to kill you, right?"
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"Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident? She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood"
"My grandpa is a total pervert My mom told me he had a stroke at my sister's piano recital"
"For my birthday, I got a Rolex from my lesbian neighbor. I think she misunderstood me when I told her I wanna watch."
"My age is very inappropriate for my behavior."
"[puts baby in highchair] Ohhh HIGH chair, I get it. That explains why all you do is eat, sleep & drool you stupid little stoner."
"Judge: Your charge is burning down your neighbors house Me: Your Honor they hung baskets of plastic flowers on their porch! J: Not Guilty!"
"I stayed at my girlfriends house the other day but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together Which was a shame because he's really fit"
"Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?"
"Why did the clock phone the ruler? Because desperate times call for desperate measures...."