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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the first Irish woman ever created? A McRib"
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"Two snowmen are standing in a field. One leans over to the other and asks ""you smell carrots?"""
"""WHAT THE HELL? WHERE'S THE OTHER, SMALLER VERSION OF THIS PERSON?""--Russian surgeon's 1st time cutting a patient open"
"Two fish are in a tank.... and one says to the other: ""You know how to drive this thing?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"
"[Truth or Dare] Her: What's your biggest secret? Salazar Slytherin: *sweating* No secrets here haha. Definitely not a chamber full of 'em"
"If someone tells you to spell part backwards don't do it It's a trap!"
"My boss said he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I've got a hunch it might be me."
"How does a guy with five dicks wear his pants? Like a glove"
"I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground."