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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."
Next Joke
"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend asks you to go deeper and you ran out of poems?"
"I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they're ok."
"Did you hear about that nightclub for birds? Was Rave'n"
"What does a British man do when he finds a prostitute and is in the mood? He pounds."
"Hey mate! Your girl looks like a horse... Are you in a stable relationship?"
"The only kind of meat a priest can eat on a Friday..... is nun."
"All this time I thought Bipolar was a big white bear with no sexual preference."
"I'm certain my job is interfering with my drinking"
"Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass"