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Joke of the Day

"Which one of the ten men won the pun contest? No pun in ten did!"

"My wife once told me that she ingested fecal matter while in the womb I like to give her crap about it."

"What happens when you have sex with a cow and no one catches you? So far, nothing."

"Did you hear that funny Amy Schumer joke? Me either."

"People can be so easy to read.... ....Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."

"I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor."

"Ellen pao and reddit admins walk into a bar... Everyone was happy to see them and had a great time once they were there... Ill also accept ...and then the bar burned down..."

"I'm sick of having to pick up women's jaws after I walk into rooms."

"Knock Knock..... who's there? Owls. Owls Who? Yes they do..."

"Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid-air I would probably eat it."