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Joke of the Day

"Which one of the ten men won the pun contest? No pun in ten did!"

"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."

"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."

"Why do scientists look for things twice? Because they re-search everything."

"did you fall from heaven because your face is all screwed up"

"I like my women like I like my Whiskey...... About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke."

"Triscuits are a good snack if you've already eaten all the other snacks in your house and the boxes they came in and your own hands"

"My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves."

"The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict."

"Hoping to get ""till death do us part"" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served."