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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What kind of birds do prostitutes like? Swallows."

"What's the difference between a whore and a prostitute? One of them is a paid professional and the other one's your mom."

"How do you know when a blond is having a bad day? Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."

"How can you make a slow horse fast? Don't give him any food."

"Paris is suing Fox News for repeatedly insulting it. Also suing them for the same reason: your intelligence."

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes"

"Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize? Because it's a ""no bell"" prize."

"My daughter just finished watching Frozen so, counting today that's 12,521,865,635,869 times since Tuesday"

"What does a buisness man wear to the beach A wet suit What am i doing with my life..."

"If South Carolina is the Game Cocks Their offensive line would be the cock blockers"