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Joke of the Day

"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."

"How to walk up the down escalator: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1:"

"You know what grinds my gears? When I'm low on transmission fluid."

"3 unwritten rules of life 1) 2) 3)"

"There's only one downside of putting a woman on the $20 bill. That downside is that the $20 bill is now only worth $15.66"

"Lol , Toilet (potty) Humour, funny A : Have you heard of the movie ""Constipation"" ? B: No -- A: Obviously because it hasnt come out as yet .. LOL B: You are so fucking Stupid .."

"Remember that things always get worse before they get better. Unless, you know, you die in the process of it getting worse."

"The real power of a man... Is the size of the smile on his woman's face sitting next to him."

"I like my sex like I like my barbeque, mesquite"

"Listen, I hate you... I'm just not... IN hate with you."