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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve? Because 9, 8, 7...."
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"After reading some marriage tweets I'm beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person."
"I have a Polish friend who does microphone tests for bands. I have a Czech one two. Czech one two. Czech one two."
"Do I look like a fan to you? Because you seem so much cooler when I'm around."
"Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest."
"Batman threw Two-Face at my car, and now it has a Harvey Dent"
"What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common? They all have telephones..."
"What do you call meat on the back of a cow? Aspergers"
"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old."
"Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !"