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Joke of the Day
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass Doctors describe his condition as stable"
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"whoops i accidentally spilled a whole pizza in my mouth"
"Probably the rudest thing you can do to a stingray is catch it with a fishing pole and then fly it like a kite."
"Physicist Frank Wilczek states that there is life on other planets... Profesor Stephen Hawking maintains his position."
"Why are Plumbers always so tired? Because their job is draining."
"Once you stop doing functional programming... You never return"
"What did the horse say to the other horse? Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!"
"What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip."
"Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back."
"I bet Islamic women have a hard time tagging their girlfriends on Facebook."