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Joke of the Day
"TIL I'm always submitting to the wrong subreddit."
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"Replacing facebook with Twitter is a bit like replacing caffeine with heroin"
"Don't tell my girlfriend but I'm the one who's been eating the soap"
"I made my girlfriend cry the other day. I called her son a bloody disappointment. Apparently she's very sensitive about her miscarriage."
"that earthquake in LA was actually a huge crowd of white girls rushing into a wal-mart to buy a green t-shirt last minute"
"I was in a band that played nothing but pirate shanty covers of Sex Pistols songs... We call ourselves ""The Fuck Muskets"""
"A text from my friend. she:myspacebarisnotworking.canyougivemeanalte rnative? me: what is ternative?"
"You're right, strange woman giving me your opinion on having tattoos. I regret them right now because they caused you to talk to me."
"In bed they call me Snickers... ... Because I always satisfy!"
"Arrived home last night to find a man trying to steal my front gate. I didn't abuse him though, I thought he may take a fence."