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Joke of the Day

"You're right, strange woman giving me your opinion on having tattoos. I regret them right now because they caused you to talk to me."

"What is love? Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. And me, I call it you."

"How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer? Dos"

"Make a birthday wish for mutant lung power then blow away your cake, your party guests, your house, car, trees, etc."

"Language is cool because it's just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos."

"Whenever I hear a Mexican talking excitedly, I always imagine him explaining food, soccer or that someone is stuck in a barbed wire fence."

"Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are too wise you be I see you are too wise for me."

"Just updated My Facebook status from ""Single"" to ""In a Trinity"". #wayoverdue"

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He doesn't want to get nailed to the Boards."

"I deleted all of the Germans off my phone. Its Hans-free."