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Joke of the Day
"In bed they call me Snickers... ... Because I always satisfy!"
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"Sex Ed in 2015 Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one ""D"" away from 'Netflix and Child.'"
"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club Which was weird, because I'd never met herbivore."
"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."
"Never trust an asshole. They're often full of shit. ^^^Sorry"
"Even death can't get you out of the friend zone... she'll be at your funeral like ""he was like a brother to me"""
"I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said ""Final Notice""... Good that he will not bother me anymore."
"What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!"
"What is a Yankee ? What is a Yankee? Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself."
"Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies? So that they don't get mistaken for feminists"