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Joke of the Day

"I buy vodka alone, people give me the ""Enough Vodka?"" look. I buy vodka with 4 kids, people give me the ""Are you sure that's ENOUGH?"" look."

"Shop Locally. Sometimes we have the thing you need maybe I dunno come back next week."

"I am in NO condition to drive. (I'm a woman.)"

"A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area."

"When Lionel Messi dies.. He should have his Argentinian team mates bury him so they can let him down one last time.."

"So I've decided that my Wi-Fi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection."

"What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The Wheelchair."

"What is Donald Trump's idea of an ""employee discount""? Waived fees at a slave auction."

"Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No. 1."

"What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol? Bill Murray."