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Joke of the Day

"Jumping on a trampoline naked is an awesome way to see the past, present and future of your body."

"The base is under assault! NaCl NH3"

"G.O.T. joke: ""What's better than a Grape, Robb?"" ""A Raisin, Bran."

"The early bird needs to shut the fcuk up."

"So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place... ... and says, ""make me one with everything"""

"What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror."

"The Koreans were printing with movable type in 1403. I was in 1402 and the noise kept me awake all night. - from MASH"

"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass."

"My grandfather died at Auschwitz He got drunk and fell out of a guard tower"

"Why are Australians never late for work? Their snooze button only lasts 6 minutes."