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Joke of the Day

"It's really crazy that you don't hear a round of applause every time you order a salad."

"What's the best thing about a penis? Think long and hard before you answer this one."

"Why did the one eyed banker lose his job? He didn't have any debtperception."

"Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'? Pass it on - or, rather, don't."

"They told me I would miss my family. I never miss at close range."

"What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common? They're both raining bodies"

"Why is leather armor best for sneaking? It's literally made of hide."

"Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly She spreads and I jam"

"Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women."

"I went to see a theatrical performance on the history of language Turns out it was just a play on words."