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Joke of the Day

"Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'? Pass it on - or, rather, don't."

"Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work? Because she had a frog in her throat."

"What is love? Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. And me, I call it you."

"Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up ?"

"Apparently there was a new episode of ""Biggest Loser"" on tonight... Indianapolis Colts edition."

"If you want to relate to how old people probably feel just imagine that a bowl of soup cost $40 and everybody else acted like that was fine."

"I'm single because I'm pretty good at recognizing crazy."

"A Jewish girl asks her father for $50 ""$40 dollars!"" he says, ""Why do you need $30?!""."

"I am a virtuous woman, that's why I cost more!"

"What's the objective of Jewish football? To get the quarterback."