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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor? There were too many truss problems."

"An average person has sex 300 times a year. The next 10 days are gonna be sick."

"127 MILLION? How are there 127 million subscribers when the Reddit population is WAY LESS????"

"See someone you know in a store..... ""WHAT'S UP MAN!!"" Walk around and see them again..... Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time.... Avoid all eye contact."

"It seems like every kid wants to be Spider-man or Batman now-a-days. They must have terrible parents if they all want to be orphans."

"Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!"

"A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss"

"I banged my co-worker... Guess my Dad was right, I am a little shit eater."

"After I saw that my wife ""Checked In"" to the mall I called to report her credit cards stolen."

"What playground equipment do kids hate the most? The slide into poverty."