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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."

"This ceiling fan keeps knocking over my ceiling furniture."

"Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet? Crimea River"

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple store? For the watch"

"Lauren on Facebook asks: ""What's the best way to ward off ghosts?"" To which I replied: ""a camera."""

"I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven"

"Don't trust the atoms... They make up everything."

"""Your dad cant hold a candle to what my daddy can do."" ""Oh Ya, what does he do?"" ""Makes gun powder."""

"""Choose password"" > 123bob ""Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters"" > gameofthrones ""OK"""