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Joke of the Day

"See someone you know in a store..... ""WHAT'S UP MAN!!"" Walk around and see them again..... Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time.... Avoid all eye contact."

"I love people who order coffee like they're giving the pass code to a missile defense system."

"What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk? White and black noise."

"Why can't you hear rabbits having sex in the woods? They have cotton balls!"

"Once you go black you never go back... Fuck."

"What do you call an Indian bloke in a submarine? Mandeep."

"I recently bought myself the new Obama gun. It won't work and you can't fire it."

"ladies, call me a badly designed excel spreadsheet because my D column is unnecessarily large"

"Remember the 7-Mile Spanking Machine? Turns out there will also be a punch line."

"What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam."