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Joke of the Day

"An average person has sex 300 times a year. The next 10 days are gonna be sick."

"My wife doesn't like it when I pee in the shower... Especially when I'm not in it... And she is."

"My sister is a Cancer... ironic how she died... Killed by a giant crab."

"Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."

"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""

"A Mexican man goes to the dentists. Dentist: I'm afraid it's bad news. You have tooth decay. Mexican: Tooth dewhat?"

"hey look! *picks up a tiny ghost costume off pavement* how cool is thi ew why is it wet? ""dude, that's a condom"""

"What do you call a prostitue from Maui? ""Hana Ho"""

"What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July? Hillary."

"When midgets celebrate 4/20... Do they get high, or just get medium?"