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Joke of the Day

"I banged my co-worker... Guess my Dad was right, I am a little shit eater."

"If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut."

"I'm a genie. If you rub me, ill grant you 3 wishes."

"Why can't cars fly kites? Because of the windshield."

"The last time I checked, I was a weirdo. Let me check again. Yep, still a weirdo."

"Mike Tyson is a passionate, sensitive man, who cries after making love. ...because of the mace."

"just Facebook stalked the sister of the new boyfriend of the last girl who dated my ex. I'm just as confused as you are"

"*Steals parking spot from guy backing in* Him:*middle finger* Me: [rolls down window] I SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT MARRIED. I ALSO AM NOT MARRIED"

"What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ? 2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)"

"What do you do after making too many cheese puns on r/jokes? Goudaff Reddit."